egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

cheeseburqers:

HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING

poopflow:

poopflow:

i clicked a wrong link and yelled ABORT ABORT and my mom whispered i thought the same thing right before u were born